If I were a South Park character

I would definately have a crush on the goth kids from the "Dance Off" episode, HA. I know the South Park generator is mad old, but I never saved my character, so there. I think I did it cos I was thinking how they need to get some new South Park eppys out noooooow! My character there is accurate like whoa. The only difference is that one beer should be a Mad Dog 20/20, or maybe a Wild Irish Rose. For the first time in a loooong time I woke up feeling a bit like when I watch American Idol: nauseous. Could it be that I actually *cannot* drink any combination of alcohol as I previously believed?? Apparently the rare concoction of drinks which make me sick(ish) the next morning is red wine and whiskey. Huh? Now, I know fer a damn fact I've had that before! I mean, usually Barcardi 151 held the place of my alcoholic kryptonite, without fail either turning a night completely bananas, or making me pass out where I stand (no matter at all where this may be). But this morning my usually steel tummy was feeling a lil' shady. Luckily this passed, perhaps the V8 gave my body a springboard to health with those crazy vites n' stuff. And as I'm drinking it I think, "Well, it would probably be even nicer if it had a lil' vodka in thar..." Beep, beep! It's the alcoholism train! Climb aboard, bitches!

*update: I've decided that Zaytoons poisoned me n'Sarah's food, and that is why I felt icky. Although I'm not sure if we deserved poisoning or not, but I mean who calls the wrong location?! Me, thats the fuck who. Bottom line, I don't like getting yelled at in high-pitched middle eastern accents and I am too embarassed to go there now. I guess my take out is now strictly veg soooshi.