I've got friends in lowww places

Ahh, Pikey, I hardly knew ye. I wish I had become friends with you much much sooner and now've you've moved on out to Nashville. Well, our Lit kareoke goodbye was pretty much a great way to remember ya..UNTIL of course you come back to visit!

I <3 ya Pike, I hope you stumble back upon my bloggy to see this! I will miss youuuu!!



This is yer regular ol' Krissyeoke. Butdubs, I sang Toni Basil's "Mickey", which was pretty much dead ON for my squeaky voice. Then this I believe is wifey and me singing Fugazi, and I think the open bar vodka tonics were taking their toll, and I kept forgetting words, and merely obliging to hang all over wifey and giggle.

Later that night, I lost my wallet in the cab. I cried. I sniffled. I called the 'rents the next day to have 'em send social security cards ect so I could begin the painstaking task of replacing my ID. I then ended up going to my local Precinct and picking up my wallet the cabbie so KINDLY turned in (wrinkled 2 dolla bills intact ha!) the next day. Picture this: Me, having a mental breakdown, hungover, unshowered, in a sweatsuit and galoshes, just having walked 6 blocks in the rain with a busted umbrella, and having the policewoman ask me, "Do you have any form of ID?"

.....

Uhh, in the wallet?! Hahah, only me yo, only me. Luckily for me I was saved from the old crazy and high brooklynite rambling about his fenderbender by the policeman. The icing on the cake? He was reeeeeally cute. In that almost forty way. And that's where the story ends, me taking my Hello Kitty wallet with old rockshow flyers falling out, from the handsome policman saying to me, "well I guess we'll be seein ya here for yer keys or somthing in a week a so huh?" in a his thick brooklyn accent. And me just looking like a complete and utter crackhead. Maybe a semi-endearingly cute crackhead??

Whatevs.

I need to like, calm the effers down.

On a lighter note, I found a Reality-era Bowie tee for $6 at Beacons Closet today, yayyyy!! Do I ever wear *anything* but band shirts and jeans?? Nope. Although soon, as a change of pace from the Chucks, I will own these:




I just ate Snap Pea Crisps and Sparks for dinner. My tummy is a big ol' mishmash of weird Asian food, alcohol, and cheap sugary candy. Ewwww. I bet you never met a person who eats odder more random junk than me. Kimchi and whiskey. Whaaaa???