Pink stuff will be the death of me

UGH, now I need $ not only for concerts and maybe a fucking jacket, but for this!! Wifey sent me a text the day it was announced as I was home, probably alternately surfing Craigslist and watching TiVoed episodes of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia (um, only the greatest show since Arrested Developement!) saying, "Check out the new pink iPod." WHAT. DAMMIT! Now, my first iPod was the first pink mini, named Lil' Bunnygirl (hehe) and I loved that lil wonder till she ran outta life after 2 and a half years. I've been diggin my lil' nano (Lil' Bunnygirl 2) but I mean I WANT THIS:



Darn thing is teeny! And sooooo bright piiiiink!! Ok. Now I need to not be so poor.

Moving on.

I wanted to be a promotion intern for Filter YES that Filter my beloved mag..but it didn't work out. I have done the street team hanging up posters thing, and lemme tell ya it ended with me putting up 3 posters and then giving up and settin the rest down at a concert, getting a beer, and promptly forgetting. Now, I promote a lot just naturally by dragging people to shows and going to shows and talking and blah blah and whatever, but putting up posters, uuuuugh. And I really LOVE that magazine, I even did a cover design for it in school (with my babies Elefant starring, hehe)!

Moving on.

I listen to Camper Van Beethoven's "That Gum You Like" over and over until it's all I sing to myself all day. It's so adorable or something, I dunno..then I listen to "Take the Skinheads Bowling" and piddle my pants. Those effers are GOOD and they're actually playing Irving FUCKING Plaza in the beginning of October!!! But they're sold out. Boo! That's okay, cos I gotta save a couple bucks to see these good ol' bastards



YEAH. THE VIOLENT FEMMES. FUCK. I can just hear the "Country Death Song" now..Ahhhh...Damn hell, wasn't everyone like ISSUED they're Add it Up cd in junior high?? Like, that shit is the stuff of adolesence.