Sunday, July 16, 2006

Make you dead make you hippa hippa hippa

So this is my horoscope today. I haven't been reading it or putting much stock into that stuff recently, but I thought this was a fun one. Hmmmm..



Haha, nice. I've learned my lesson a million times and maybe one day I'll act on the fact I know that I've already learned that lesson. I'm confused and apathetic and tired and longing all at once. And all I can do is listen to fucking the Bunnies' Porcupine cos it sounds as schizo as I feel. Also a lil' of the Cure's the Top is pretty much effed up times 4. That song Bananfishbones and Piggy in the Mirror are so beyond weird..I wonder if they have a vid on youTube!! Curse you, youTube! Good Lord, they have a live version..jesus he looks crazy.



My fortune cookie today says, "You will find yourself in a position of dignity in the end."

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No comment. ANYway enuff of the superstitious mumbojumbo, I'm an Aries and I'm a mess MOVING ON. Wifey's leaving me to vacay in Vegas with her sis, where she will be putting dolla bills down a banana hammock at some point. Good lord. But what will I do without her for 4 days?! Will I survive?! Who will go the Library with me and tell me when I am dressed like a crazy person and tell me to get a life when I spill my guts about some silly drama?! Who will be all, "THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!" with me like this?!?



HAHAHA. Stay tuned. And if you're friends with me..please come and hang out cos I'll be lonely without my better half.

2 Comments:

  • At 2:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    First of all, the only true fortune telling system is the Tree Zodiac That Nobody Ever Heard of Before. I believe you and I are both Hazelnut Trees.

    We Hazelnutters have it hard because we're big fuckin' babies.

    Do you remember when Crispin Glover was on David Letterman waaaay back in the day, and he was all hyped up on something and started karate kicking Dave's desk and stuff? They went to a commercial break and when they came back Crispin was gone. I think maybe you weren't born yet.

     
  • At 4:44 PM, Blogger Krissythegroupie said…

    Ahh, yes. I would be a nut tree, of course!

     

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