Weapons of Mass Hottie

So its bad how this new (french oo la la) Hannibal hottie looks reeeally good to me standin' with his scythe here. It's frightening..ly hot. Yikes! But for real, see?

The other pic of him that comes close to said realm of sexy is this one of him getting his drink on.

If he was holding his scythe in one hand and a drinky in the other DAY-umm..uh, right. This is one (I said ONE ok?!) reason I don't go on dates cos they could go like this. I'd call wifey and be all, "Wow so he's really cute and I think I like him and he likes me!" and she'd be all, "Good for you I'm knitting now so go away," and me going," Well he's got a really cool collection of swords and knives in his apartment here. I think I'm gonna stay here for awhile cos I'm really drunk and I'm pretty much passing out. Wow I think I hear like a chainsaw or something huh. Oh yeah I'm in Jersey. Byeeeeee!"