Alert the media: I am useless

I've just realized I pretty much know an exorbitant amount about these things:

David Bowie/Echo and the Bunnymen/the Church/ the Cure

Asian veggie cuisine

Horror/ Exploitation/ B movies

Pop culture ( Paris got arrested for DUI?! Suri in the mags?!)/ Reality tv ( Flava of Love..oh lord help me..FLAVOR OF LOVE)

Horses

Cartoons

Weirdos who perfected their niches like Joe Bob Briggs, Crispin Glover, and Bruce Campbel (kinda related to the horror thang)

Alcohol/ cocktails/ beers/ malt wines ( Mad Dog 20/20, Wild Irish Rose, whatta knowledge to have)

Pop Art

Dorothy Parker/ Albert Camus/ Bertolt Brecht/ Anne Sexton

I need to channel this into my designing. I need to start designing again. I need to start thinking again. I need to KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS AGAIN. These are the ramblings of a Sparks addled concert junkie.

These are the things I need to know nothing about:

Money/ Budget/ Savings

Boys (men??)

Making and keeping good career contacts ( aka, not going out and drinking with them)

Excercise ( I think I'm getting a beer belly and I miss volleyball and my elliptical machine)

Responsibility



....I'm excited for a show tomorrow. Sigh.