I don't like Christmas

And by the way, that statement has been changed from what I usually say to my roomie: "Fuck Christmas. Goddamn effing Christmas." See? That's much worse. Anyway, I wonder if it's normal to walk by the guys selling christmas trees on my corner, staring at the ground, trying hard as hell to be invisible as I walk past them, becuase I feel I will be violently ill or scream bloody murder at them if they dare to say "Happy Holidays" to me. Which they do. 2-4 TIMES A DAY. I don't know why I get so wound up about it..my holidays aren't lonely or sad by any means ( I got dumped a couple days before christmas last year, but my dislike started MUCH before that poop), I love my fam and friends, I'm ridiculously enthusiastic about every other holiday (Halloween, hello?!), so I really don't know what it is. Whatevs. I'm loving this weather (global warming?..cooool), and I've busted out my Hullo Winter mix. Maybe I just need mistletoe. Or whiskey...preferably both.