OMgeeeeee

You know the drill, haha, good one.

Also good one teeth for shrinking or some shit (bone loss?? ok, so maybe i should ingest something dairy instead of whiskey) and making me have to get needles in my gums.

And lastly, good one ME for not getting to the dentist in 3 years. STUPID BITCH.

My irrational and extreme fear of needles, yeah, that should be good, lordy. It might be time for a temporary perscrip of Valium and my teddy bear.

This is probably what I looked like the last time I got my teethies cleaned:

aka, a long time ago in college! Look! I'm blonde! Milady had these pics developed from like, freshman year of college, so I was about 18 here. Wow. I looked pudgy...Pretty sure I'm looking at a Church album there too, OF COURSE.