Summer's funner

This song makes me think of summers in high school..and how amazingly lame I am and probably always will be. It reminds me of drinking tequila from the bottle and falling a lot and smoking Marlboro Ultra Light 100s (you know, $7 puffs of air). All klassy-like. It reminds me of skinny dippin' in the ocean at Ocean City, MD and my friends taking my clothes..and losing my toenail when I slammed into and fell over the curb in the parking lot (and not noticing it was gone until the next day!!)..and hitting on every semi-goodlooking boy in a 5 mile radius (and in the end not even smoochin' em)..and ahhh the LOVE SHACK. Anyone who hates on this song cannot be my friend, seriously. Because baby you know, he can give it to you. Show him where. He'll taste you there.



Also, this is my Summer Mix..there are some gems in there, and I don't care how stupid they are they hit the spot on a sweaty day. Check out the highlited one-yeah, that's right, I dig the Big Pimpin', in my whitey white indie rock way. I <3 summer.

MWA-HAHAHA OH WAIT. ONE MORE THING. HOW MOTHERFUCKING BIZARRE. IM GONNA WATCH THIS OVER AND OVER AND GO INTO REMINISCING COMA.

I b keeled.

Wow sometimes when I'm wasting my life at bars with friends, I meet people that make me happy I'm a lush.

Hurrcut!

Wow so I actually did it..I went to the saaaalon and got my hurrs cut! First off, the place is super cute and hipster and retro and everyone looked like a Suicide Girl and it was awesome. THEN my stylist is the most adorable british guy who first thing he says to me is "I love your sweater." This is awesome to me because not only do I like compliments, but I also LOVE the pink 80s sweater I am rocking (and have been for like 3 day). He asks me what I want and honestly I wasn't sure other than I wanted some types of bangs and layers, which is pretty fucking general. He was super sweet and we chitchatted and he based on what teeny and general ideas I had gave me the most AWESOME haircut I've had like forever. I am not a super vain chick, and most of my haircuts in the past 4 years have been by my wifey or Sassy or a random friend. Some while drunk. So this was a big deal for me (also I'm cheap), and he made it THE BEST EXPERIENCE. Seriously. Check out with this hipster magician did:

BEFORE:

AFTER:

Please. How cute is that style?! I wonder if I'll ever be able to duplicate it..I've always been a little hippie-ish about my hair. Look I'm a real adult sort of!..well I resemble one from the neck up anyway. Thanks Beehive Salon!!! (and cute british guy hayyyy!)

Also, if I were a flash cartoon character, here I would beez:

Krissypalooza Head

Chicky chicks

Sexy Boy, girl on girl, menage a trois..I love these women so so much. And I really don't like chick singers, so this is special. I want to be their chihuahua or something.

Wahh!

I am so obsessed with these shoes I keep going to the Urban up the street and looking at them like they are a puppy I want to buy, and ogling them online near every day. I CAN'T WAIT FOR THEM TO GO ON SALE! I have no patience when I look at things that are rainbow colors and animals prints and pink, because neurons are exploding in my brain or something and like chemical reactions are taking place and I need these fucking shoes. That is my girly side, shoes. And boys. Um, and stickers.