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I just laughed out oud at this comic at 8:40 in the AMz. It's called "attack kitten"

We make big timezz

Today is our annual Spring Fling, and tis up to me to clean up this hovel! Phooey! I'm like, allergic to cleaning, I seriously have no attention span for it. I'm all in a tizzy because I have a party dress and wifey made sangria and really far out people are gonna be there! I made this party flyer (sans address duh):

I am obviously in the pink dress there..ever since I can remember I have made ridiculous, tard-tastic faces. Thank god now they can all be captured with digital cameras and stored on Flickr and put in party flyers! Eek. So I have to go get flowers and do womenz work and stuff, maybe a load of laundary, a trip to Tarjayjay*, maybe a bloody mary somewhere in there..okay def a bloody somewhere in there. Here is my party list I made it last night when I got back from ze yooj Thurs. night bar romp and was eatin my noodlesies, and this mornin it makes me laugh:

Party!
12 pk PBR
6 pk PBR-bottles!
6 pk Miller High Life
2 bags ice
sangria
flowers

HAHAHA. Please. You can see where this is headed, obviously. Also, the only reason there isn't tequila on that list is cos a dude is bringing a fucking HUGE bottle of Cuervo..cos I mean really, it wouldn't be a Roomiez style Spring Fling if this wasn't happening:

And then 10 minutes later this:

Ahhh, the times we have. When city life makes me cranky I always think about how lucky I am for my friends, because really, they are all so wonderful and all that gushy shit. I <3 them. I <3 my wifey. I <3 you wifey!**

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* Target

**wifey is the only one who reads this

***Umm..Sarah Vegan took the most beautiful pics of Adam Masterson. Whoa. If you don't know him look him up..he's gonna be a stahhh one day soon.

One more thing,

Can someone buy me this?!?!

I don't think I'd have a problem with it at all..it being all cute and whatnot. I'm buying it. Naughty naughty!

Crushbunny

I have a crush on these boys..

I have crushes on things I also fear. They are amazing, I really don't give a shit about theyz scene or whatever, they rock. I missed them twice this week because of work, being poor, and being tired of working and being poor. But eventually I will see them and what a beautiful day it will be..and then someone will punch me in the face or do heroin or something. I can't wait.

I also have a real life crush..groupie like what hayyy!